Today at School
- Me: So he was the president with the longest term...
- Kaitlin: oh Franklinor Roosevelt?
- Me: What?
- Kaitlin: What?
- Me: You mean Franklin?
- Kaitlin: I thought it was Franklinor!
- Me: oh dear lord..
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
